Bill Roper (billroper) wrote,
Bill Roper


At the conference on nuclear physics, the speaker walked up to the podium.

"As you know, the Standard Model postulates that the Higgs boson and its associated field are responsible for providing mass to all of the particles that make of the universe. Our latest research results have demonstrated conclusively that the Higgs boson does not exist."

The speaker would have continued, but he, the podium, and the rest of the universe vanished in an enormous blast of light, as photons, you see, have no mass.
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