Oh, dear, because the slate of Republican presidential candidates is, well, less than ideal, speaking charitably. But you go into an election with the candidates that you have, not with the candidates that you'd like to have, so I'm going to have to vote for someone.
All that said, here's some completely unsolicited advice for each of the candidates on the ballot:
Where's Dr. Frankenstein when you really need him?
*sigh*