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6th-May-2012 06:05 pm
If Spider-Man lost his last close living relative, would he be dismayed?
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6th-May-2012 11:19 pm (UTC)
ladypoetess
Thank you, ow, my brain. I think I actually put a hand to my forehead after I grabbed the pun in the sentence.
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7th-May-2012 12:01 am (UTC)
thnidu
And if you couldn't sing (God forbid), would you be denoted?
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7th-May-2012 12:05 am (UTC)
also_huey
BOO CREEPY FOOT DOCTOR
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7th-May-2012 12:11 am (UTC)
controuble
*GROAN*
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7th-May-2012 02:09 am (UTC)
beamjockey
This may work even better as a Tom Swiftie.
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7th-May-2012 04:22 am (UTC)
legoline
You should talk to
sibylle
about this :) She wrote an entire (hilarious) song about polite terms for when people are let go from work. My favourite is "cowboys being derranged" :-)
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7th-May-2012 12:20 pm (UTC)
katyhh
My favourite is the musician being decomposed :)
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7th-May-2012 12:57 pm (UTC)
legoline
Don't forget the delayed prostitute and the deflowered florist :)
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7th-May-2012 11:57 am (UTC)
ericcoleman
You ... are not a good person ... you really aren't.
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