Things not to say at GM when discussing product problems.
It is seldom that I get to laugh quite that hard, motivated in part by a complaint from one of our support folks suggesting that we not use the word "crashes" in one of our customer-facing documents describing a fixed bug in our product.
He suggested "has issues".
I counter-proposed "is automatically unloaded from memory".
We ended up with "can close unexpectedly".
*sigh* :)