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11th-Feb-2005 12:43 am
This apparently started out as
My Little Golden Book About God
. But when you make substitutions in the
text
, things happen.
Bad
things...
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11th-Feb-2005 12:28 pm (UTC)
bedlamhouse
I really needed that this morning.
Now to consume some human spinal nectar. What? We're
OUT
??
Tea will have to do, I guess.
*sigh*
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11th-Feb-2005 04:17 pm (UTC)
patoadam
This is absolutely priceless.
I laughed so hard I cried.
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12th-Feb-2005 02:06 am (UTC)
scs_11
They should publish the actual book. I'd buy a copy. I'll bet you can guess who's kids I'd give it to, too. :-)
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Now to consume some human spinal nectar. What? We're OUT??
Tea will have to do, I guess.
*sigh*
I laughed so hard I cried.