Ok, so how many outlets do I actually need? Well, more than eight. Let me count.
Eleven, huh? Why are there more than eleven things plugged in? I'm guessing that there are some no-longer-used wall warts in this collection, but I'm not yet ready to start unplugging things willy nilly and seeing what happens.
In any case, though, it looks like this can be handled with a 12-outlet surge protector. Happily, they make those, so I've ordered one and will straighten this mess out when it arrives.
I wonder what those other plugs are...