UPS appears to have lost my tax return as it was proceeding here from the accountant's office. It was supposed to be here yesterday morning and showed as "out for delivery". Now, it is scheduled for delivery by 10:30 AM today, but is not on any truck, so only a time machine is going to make that happen.

Yes, I am speaking to them about this. The fact that the first person I spoke to after 8 PM last night made me call back after 9 PM because the package "might still be delivered" only makes me more annoyed with them.

And I have sent an e-mail to my accountant to see if there was anything in the package that I need to take care of on a timely basis, since UPS is trying to make sure that I can't.