Shim shimanee, shim shimanee, shim shim sharail.
A shim's what you use when your measurements fail.
Shim shimanee, shim shimanee, shim shim sharoo.
With luck this won't fall when the reno is through.
And always cut once, after measurements two.
Today is better than yesterday. Still short on solutions, but maybe I can get some time to sort things out. Thanks, folks.
Today could have been better. Much better.
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