I want a colonoscopy for Christmas.
A colonoscopy is all I want.
Don't want a doll or a pole for catching bass,
All I want's a doctor who will...
This was followed by Gretchen saying, "Thank you, dear."
But it was a long drive to OVFF ahead of today's colonoscopy. And thus we have another very short colonoscopymas carol (to the tune of "Happy Holidays", if it isn't obvious):
Oh, your bowels we will be probing!
Colonoscopy for you!
And Gretchen said, "*Thank* *you*, *dear*!"
I have three to five years before I need to have this done again. That may be long enough for her to forgive me...