Bill Roper (billroper) wrote,
Bill Roper


No, daisy_knotwise and I did not have this conversation. But if we had, it would have gone something like this:

"What do you want to do for dinner?"

"I dunno. Maybe we could try that Argentinian restaurant where they slice the meat off directly onto your plate."

"That could be interesting."

"Of course, I'd have to be careful not to insult the waiter."

"Yes, but why particularly?"

"Because I want my food on a spit, not spit on my food."
Tags: gretchen, humor

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