Sadly, most of my remaining options appear to be labeled "Nuclear weapon. Are you sure you want to use this?". So I sit and wait, which creates more stress.
One way or another, this will end soon.
ETA: Thanks to all for the good wishes. I believe that, happily, nothing about this is going to ruin my life. I am just exceedingly frustrated, because I do not sit and wait very well and I am woefully tired of all this. I just wanted to clarify this, so that you understand that the assorted Ropers are not in imminent physical or financial jeopardy, which is -- all by itself! -- a very good thing.