March 7th, 2004

Illinois Senatorial Race Update

Jack Ryan, candidate for the Republican senatorial nomination from Illinois, is being pressed to open the sealed proceedings of his divorce from Jeri Ryan, better known as "Seven of Nine" on Star Trek: Voyager. This follows the recent release of the sealed proceedings from the divorce of Democratic senatorial hopeful, Blair Hull, from his second marriage to his now ex-wife, Brenda Sexton, better known as "Best Two Out of Three".

(Yes, I suppose it's tasteless. But I've been doing my taxes and I need sleep.)