August 28th, 2007

A Perfect 10

So I got a new office phone number. And since it contains no zeroes or ones save for the 708 area code, it's a prime candidate to be converted into some memorable word combination. When daisy_knotwise called my cellphone yesterday because she couldn't remember my new office number, I kicked my research into high gear and discovered the perfect combination for the new number:

TEN-BODY.

Yes, with this new phone number, my physical condition has been upgraded to a perfect 10. I must notify Dr. Bob...