ericcoleman asked for it (over in daisy_knotwise's journal) and because it was simply too hideous to leave buried in the comments, the following song about the new, rather large desk in our home office:It's a damned big desk, yes, it's really large
And if it could float, it would be a barge.
It is larger by far
Than the smallest of cars
It's a big desk after all.
It's a big desk after all.
It's a big desk after all.
It's a big desk after all.
It's a damned big desk.
(I suspect you've all sussed out the original tune by now...)