Well, this variant was more interesting than some of the other random ones that popped up: Slander! khaosworks once kissed a bus conductor to avoid the fare! vampirdaddy is secretly married to a horse! filker0 has been sent by the government to spy on you to make sure you're paying your taxes! tarkrai has an invisible friend. They're dating. katyhh, we all know the truth, come out of the closet. khaosworks is gonna pop a cap in zencuppa's head, yo. Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends!