You have a baby. In about three to at most seven months, you will have a mobile small toddler. You will be amazed at what your child decides to try to put into her mouth. Really, they pick it up, they ask, "Is this a food product?" Having no frame of reference, *anything* could be food! You will learn that 'childproofing' is much, much harder than 'dogproofing' - dogs do not have thumbs or little fingers.
Only she didn't mess around with trying to convince us she was starving first.
She also never barfed-back the random veggies.
That should cure you.
*sigh* But I still want a dog. Miss having one in my life, too, but I'm afraid I can't get one until I retire or something ...
If you thought that was funny, just wait!