So I drove down to Frys, arriving at 8 AM, well after the 5 AM opening time. The checkout line snaked to all corners of this really big store. I decided that I would have to be saving a whole lot of money to stand in that line. I wandered around the store a bit, determined that the one stupidly expensive thing that I want wasn't on sale, and drove back home.
Then I went on-line and ordered a Christmas present.