Except those meetings were canceled due to weather, so I'm in Westchester.
The laptop is on the couch at home.
Fortunately, I was able to borrow a visitor badge.
(And after many trials and tribulations and plugging and unplugging of network cables during a call to tech support, my computer finally got a new IP address from the network's DHCP server. *sheesh* That only killed an hour or so...)