I was digging through and cleaning out old e-mail, when I found this little bit from around the time of my last colonoscopy. Apparently, I came up with the first two lines when the tech told me that many people try to schedule their colonoscopy around a holiday so that they don't have to take time off from work. This somewhat boggled me, at which point I came up with the first two lines of the little ditty below.
Sadly, I came up with a few more lines over dinner.
So to the tune of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas":
I want a colonoscopy for Christmas. A colonoscopy is all I want. Don't want a truck or a pole for catching bass. All I want's a doctor who will --