So I called daisy_knotwise on the way to lunch to see how things were going. She reported that she had given in to Katie and that one of the Pooh videos was on the TV. We then segued off to discussion of dinner, which will be half-price pizza from Salerno's. Gretchen, who has heard much too much of the Pooh videos started the following bit, I supplied some editing:
The wonderful thing about pizza Is you get it in less than an hour. The top's made from mozzarella. The bottom is made out of flour.
Unlike Tigger, the pizza will not bounce well. Or -- more to the point! -- if it does, I suspect that you don't want to eat it.