Blatantly Political Light Bulb Joke
How many members of the Obama Administration does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Twenty two. (So far.)
One to observe that a greener light bulb wouldn't have burned out in the first place
One to appoint a Light Bulb Advisory Board
Seven to sit on the Light Bulb Advisory Board that doesn't meet because, well, it's dark
One to complain about the greed of the light bulb manufacturers for making a bulb that can burn out
One to hold a press conference announcing that he will have a comprehensive plan to replace the bulb at some future date
Nine to break nine more light bulbs
One to promise to replace five bulbs in the next eight years, thereby cutting our lighting deficit in half
One to remind us that he inherited this burned out light bulb
Interestingly, no one has actually replaced the silly bulb in all that...
Ok, now back to bed.