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31st-Mar-2009 11:30 pm
Katie's got a small problem with the letter "s" in some words. As a result, "disk" comes out "dick". And when Katie asked to see the doggie dick tonight, we knew -- from experience -- that what she really wanted was to watch a DVD.

"Gromit?" asked daisy_knotwise

"No! With kitty."

Hmm. Ah! The new Bolt DVD that I bought for her and showed her over the weekend.

So Gretchen and Katie watched Bolt while I continued to work on taxes.

The end is near, somewhere.
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1st-Apr-2009 06:07 am (UTC)
polaris93
That's cute. :-) Just make sure those who aren't used to her diction don't jump all over her and you for "using bad words" -- I've seen that happen, and when it does, it can get rather weird in a hurry. (And it's their responsibility to find out what's really being said, not yours -- it's your child, not theirs!)
1st-Apr-2009 03:01 pm (UTC)
jrittenhouse
But it's a really good doggie dick, especially if they were to have 3D. They don't? Rats.
1st-Apr-2009 07:15 pm (UTC)
kizoku42
Well, there's the (in)famous story about Alan in the toy store. Problems with his p's and tr came out f, so dump truck turned into "dum f***". Loudly and publicly.
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