Bill Roper (billroper) wrote,
Bill Roper

The Game's Afoot!

The punch lines to really bad Sherlock Holmes jokes lurk behind the cut, prompted by too many knock knock jokes from Katie and Julie. (No, these aren't knock knock jokes...)

Which Sherlock Holmes foe couldn't stand the summer heat in London and stole every air conditioner that he could lay hands on?

It was, of course, More-air-iarty.

While we're at it, which Sherlock Holmes foe led his victims down dark alleys to their deaths with the promise of low prices?

That was K-Mart-iarty. Of course, he mostly operated in the Blue Light district of London...

I'll just go quietly now...
Tags: humor, kids, musings

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