samwinolj was hoping to join us at the pool this evening, but didn't make it. There was a fellow there who looked a good bit like him, but clearly wasn't upon a closer look. I mentioned this to daisy_knotwise who agreed that he was a near match.
"Yes," I replied. "Not actually Sam, but an incredible Samulation".
Fortunately, she's known me long enough that she didn't try to drown me...
Katie was disappointed (that Sam didn't make it, not that Gretchen didn't try to drown me), but we'll try again.