"Where's the Princess < unintelligible word >?"
Gretchen replied, "It's on the back side of the bathtub, next to the wall."
I looked at Gretchen in a bit of horror and confusion. "What exactly did she say?"
"Where's the Princess scrubber?"
"Oh, thank God."
Gretchen looked at the expression on my face. "No," she said, "Disney isn't selling those yet."